For educational and curiosity purposes only lol ..............

Come on guys, what makes the perfect blowjob? Seriously, if I can admit openly that I don't enjoy it, I think you guys can point me in the right direction as to what I should be doing down there with the limited amount of time I am prepared to spend in that region.

:sits back with some popcorn: This ought to be good!

Yes but will any of them be game enough to post?

Safety in numbers lol. I'd wager you won't see them enter this thread unless they are in pairs hehe.

Hey I'll have you know I just posted a picture of someone known in the porn industry as giving the best oral around lol. I can but suggest that all ye women out there rent out one of Ms Banks movies, study the technique closely, then practice, practice, practice.

It's killing me, but now I have to go google pmsl.

Someone who is prepared to invest more than 5 minutes down there maybe

Ask us again Mish tomorrow night after we get home

I'm logging on tonight just to see if any of you have the balls to answer! Anyone missing Dave and his over the top all consuming down right dirty honesty right about now lol?

I'll bite (pardon the poor pun).

Someone who uses not only their mouth and tongue but hand as well. That's as about as explicit as I'm going to get in a G rated time slot.

I'll ah come back later

You chickenshits lol

Tonight - I'll answer tonight haha

Blackmailed by Max. Charming ain't it.

Ok, what makes the perfect blowjob. A chick that is into it and not just doing it for your benefit. Chris pretty much summed it up. Use the hand at the same time as the mouth. Don't just suck for fucksake, be imaginative. Just don't concentrate on one area. Start, move away for a while then go back and torment the proverbial outta us. Don't have two tons of bedding on top of you. We like to watch! If the mouth gets sore don't quit the task. That's what the hand is for is it not? And for the love of god if we say we're gonna go don't take your bloody mouth away at the last minute.

I'll have what he's having lol. I don't care if she doesn't want to swallow but don't freak out at the last moment. Decide what you're going to do before hand.

Am I going to get slapped if I say deep throat?

You were all thinking it. Come on.

pmsl, that's the best you can do guys?

ice cubes in the mouth lol. Or should that be posted on 101 ways with ice instead?

Not the hair right Benj lol - never in the hair.

Something about Mary lol. The hair scene.

Sorry but I like a woman who completes the task. Don't care if you don't swallow, just hold and discreetly spit it out for all I care. Just don't break the moment by reefing your head away just as I've reached the point of no return.

And don't take it personally if we can't go that way. Depending on how deep you can take it and how long you can keep it up, miracles don't always occur.

sorry guys, having happy thoughts

Yeah and we what you're thinking lol.

Crown icon anyone pmsl

Let's not have this conversation again lol. That's how we discovered the chatroom archives remember pmsl.

How did it go again?

Luka to Dave: How good is good?

Dave to Luka: Let's just say mind blowing

Luka is left with a vision of Benj he really shouldn't be having

Dave is left with a rather large problem

Max discovers the chatroom archives

Luka and Dave die of embarassment and spend considerable time sucking up to both ladies and grovelling for forgiveness

On my knees to Sarah and Benj. Yeah like that's going to cause me nightmares pmsl