Lessons you've learned on the road

Whether it's been as a touring muso or just a roadtrip. What have you learnt on your travels.

Me, I've learnt it's always important to get the hitchiker to leave the axe in the boot before getting into the car lol.

um not to eat anything from roadside truck stops?

How long you got?

Never share a room with Dave
Never fall asleep on the bus whilst drunk or you will end up with one eyebrow
Never hand out your phone number in a drunken moment of passion
Never chatup the bouncers girlfriend
Never play poker with the roadies unless you are prepared to lose all your money
Never use the bus toilet unless death is imminent
Never eat anything that comes in gladwrap from a wayside stop

And those are the good ones. You want more?

Don't do it unless you love it. It takes you away from family and friends and sets you up for so much temptation that only the strongest survive. Great when you're single but a bastard when you are hooked up with someone you actually care about.

Don't take the other half with you and to bus sex just say no lol unless you want every man and their dog watching you go for it.