| | Four types of female orgasms |  |
|
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
Davo
Posts : 414
Join date : 2008-03-17
Location : Melbourne
|  Subject: Four types of female orgasms  Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:22 pm | |
| Got this in an email
The four types of female orgasm
The first, is the religious orgasm, sometimes known as the spiritual orgasm. It goes something like this, "Oh GOD! Oh GOD! Oh Oh Oh GOD!!!!"
Then there's the positive orgasm, which is my personal favorite. "Oh YES! Oh YES! Oh YES!!"
To which comes the 3rd, the negative orgasm. "Oh NO! Oh NO!!! OH NO OH NO!!"
And finally, the fake orgasm. "Oh Zacharious. Oh Zacharious! Oh Zacharious!" | |
|
| | |
Chaz
Posts : 254
Join date : 2008-03-22
Age : 58
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:23 pm | |
| I'll take a hefty dose of option number 2 thanks Dave | |
|
| | |
Admin/Luka
Admin
Posts : 467
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 56
Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:24 pm | |
| As long as she's not faking it I don't care what she's saying | |
|
| | |
Chaz
Posts : 254
Join date : 2008-03-22
Age : 58
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:24 pm | |
| I think the talking is over rated lol. Give me some out of control moaning and heavy breathing and I'm good. | |
|
| | |
Davo
Posts : 414
Join date : 2008-03-17
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:25 pm | |
| ok I officially miss the girls lol. Anyone else notice how hard it is carrying on these conversations with just a bunch of guys? Come back ladies, we're going stir crazy in here by ourselves. | |
|
| | |
Chaz
Posts : 254
Join date : 2008-03-22
Age : 58
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:26 pm | |
| I'm still trying to get over the double stuffed turkey thread pmsl | |
|
| | |
Maxine
Posts : 385
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 58
Location : Miners Rest
| |
| | |
Davo
Posts : 414
Join date : 2008-03-17
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:29 pm | |
| Max, hun, babe, sweetheart. Save us from ourselves lol. Men shouldn't be left to their own devices in a thread containing X rated content. It's kinda wrong lol | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:21 am | |
| Ok this is an interesting thread too  :this person chickened out & deleted their previous post: 'Take my word for it, it was REALLY much more information than I meant to give'  
Last edited by rockaholic on Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:10 am; edited 1 time in total | |
|
| | |
Franco1
Posts : 225
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:41 am | |
| Thanks for sharing Sarah lol. We now all have a completely different visual of you than we did 5 minutes ago | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:48 am | |
| | |
|
| | |
Benj
Posts : 391
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Hell
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:02 am | |
| Can't comment Can't post Just snarfed chicken soup all over the keyboard | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 am | |
| :hands benj a bib: | |
|
| | |
Franco1
Posts : 225
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:17 am | |
| where'd it go lol.
You chickenshit haha | |
|
| | |
Benj
Posts : 391
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Hell
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 am | |
| psssst Frank ... I copied it | |
|
| | |
Franco1
Posts : 225
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:20 am | |
| Don't believe for a moment you did hun, but just in case you were evil enough to do it before she deleted SUFFER SARAH | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:28 am | |
| She's so fricking lying  I didn't say anything that anyone would be interested in anyway.. I don't know what the fuss is about  | |
|
| | |
Franco1
Posts : 225
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:04 pm | |
| I saw I have a very good memory I'm still blushing | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:23 pm | |
| omg the image of you blushing.. tooo much!!! | |
|
| | |
Franco1
Posts : 225
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:29 pm | |
| Your fault lol. Next time you set about describing the perfect female orgasm, remember to firstly warn the viewing public pmsl.
Can't believe you deleted it. It was one of the 'classic' moments I've seen on these boards. | |
|
| | |
Benj
Posts : 391
Join date : 2008-03-18
Location : Hell
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:35 pm | |
| Hey Sarah, $100 bucks if you can make him blush again ... its a feat I've never been able to achieve! | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:38 pm | |
| haha I'll take that bet!  hi sweetie  | |
|
| | |
Davo
Posts : 414
Join date : 2008-03-17
Location : Melbourne
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:44 pm | |
| Shit .................... what did I miss? | |
|
| | |
Lacy
Posts : 73
Join date : 2009-05-25
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:42 am | |
| I'm with Dave . What the hell did I miss? I've got a pretty vivid imagination, it can't be anything worse than I'm thinking could it? | |
|
| | |
rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:36 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Four types of female orgasms | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Four types of female orgasms | |
|
