Most of you will have already seen this but

seeing as Frank is pressuring me to start a thread I had no choice but to conform.

http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

Don't want details (well Dave might lol), but just interested as to what everyone scores.

I'll post mine after I finish it.

Wasn't that hard now was it mate lol?

Ok I think I've done the survey before but can't remember what I got. I'll take it now and get back to you.

212

You have sweet hints of a kinky nature

I think that's pscyh speak for "you are incredibly boring" lol

Still going lol. What's it out of?

A 1000

Ok, more like "paint drying is more exciting boring". Thanks for asking that Frank lol.

454 You are definately a kinky player.

What on earth do you have to do to get over the 500 mark?!

Not sure but pretty confident Dave may achieve it pmsl. Somebody go ring him.

Their both going to log on in a sec lol. Knew dave couldn't resist a challenge.

I'll go out on a limb and bet Dave will get around the high 500's and Ant about 315 lol. Your call Zeph?

Having shared a flat with Dave as a teen I reckon more like 800. Ant may just surprise us.

I'll be back lol. Hold all bets until I return.

Sorry guys, only got 697.

You are a major league kinkster.

4 lousy points off the next level up the ladder lol. Don't think I want to know what you have to do to achieve a score much higher.

How good am I feeling right about now.

lol, drop by tomorrow mate and I'll lend you the whips and chains. You'll be topping the 500 mark in a matter of days.

Not to worry Zeph. Pretty sure my score will be similar to yours mate.

438 - You are definately a kinky player. I must have lied

Can anybody top dave's score I wonder lol.

More importantly can anyone NOT beat mine pmsl

Not about to admit defeat lol. Going in search of another one.

http://www.rateyourself.com/poll.cfm?Subject_ID=1&Poll_ID=2501

there you go

Great, I'm slightly below average. Thanks Zeph.

Well if you're below average I'm not even bothering to take the quiz then. Who can handle that sort of embarasment?

Haha, I clocked it lol. Liked the first one better though.

Count up how many A's, B's & C's you score

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) taking the skinboat into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood test results
c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss Sports Tonight

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is
a) healthy, creative love play
b) not the sort of thing your girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your girlfriend needs ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month
You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

SCORING:
If you answered:
"a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a
man.
"b" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little
confused.
"c" more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN

Ok now even I am depressed lol. A's the wrong answer? Well fuck me then.