well I can swear like a sailor if I have had a couple of drinks or am really angry - most of the time I have more self control though.
I'll often call myself a fkn mongoose if I am frustrated with myself - or a fkn bunny if I am having a laugh
I did suprise myself one time just recently - a woman verbally abused me in front of my kids for no good reason (when is there a good reason), and I am usually fairly reserved in conflict situations. However before I knew it, I flew back at this woman and even dropped the C word.
Picture a 5'10 woman, really pissed off, in mother tigress mode. My boys were chuckling about it for days afterwards - after they recovered from the shock that is hehe
Nic