Things that make you go hmmm

Strap ons
You know those things that fill the minds of the humble Italian male with dread
Am I alone in my fear of not wanting to let a chick who is armed and dangerous anywhere near my butt or am I simply unwilling to give up the power of being the one in control?

Am I really the first to open this thread? Must I actually comment? Do you think anyone will notice if I sneak back out?

Ummm I'll just say I don't own one, and have no immediate plans to purchase one and leave it at that.

*bolts out of the thread in a mad panic*

Don't knock it until you've tried it mate

Leave my arse out of this thank you very much. Would rather walk a mile over broken glass. Sure it would be less painful.

Thanks for the offer, but no.

I'd like to be able to sit down the morning after a sexual act thanks.

LMFAO

don't be scared of a little female domination, and anal exploration.

U no doubt like to go up the ass, on a woman? u like the tightness etc? and the control. believe me you could learn to enjoy, and allow yourself to be taken.

but most of us women use it for fun with other women, better than a guy, stays hard and NO mess, no floppy moments! lol

best toy is a feeldoe! google that one! for women only ! WOW and yes i have one

EXIT ONLY LOLOL
I'M TOO CHICKEN I GUESS. NOTHING UP MY ARSE

MAYBE ITS LIKE TAKING A DUMP, BUT BACKWADS

Most men live in fear of anal play, until they find the balls (usually drunk!) to give it a go. Do some research guys ........ surely you know where the male G-spot is?

lol ozzie, yes they need to relax and allow a woman to take them with some sort of toy, (recommend a feeldoe)