The top 50

Mistakes the opposite gender can make in bed.

I'll start the ball rolling by saying

1) Spending all their time and energy bitching about their weight and trying to cover their supposed flaws. If we're there we're interested so that hard parts over.

2. Flicking the light switch off faster than the speed of light. I like to see where I'm going.

Calling out someone ELSE's name!!!!!!!!

Being too afraid to move in case she messes the perfect hair. Save me

PMSL!!!

Wanting there strange foot fetish forfilled

Along the same lines as Luka's comment - making a beeline for the bathroom the minute it's over to check the makeup is still firmly in place. WTF?

Oh I thought Luka meant his hair & laughed it off! :omg icon here: lol

Guys it seems there's a pattern of the types of women your shagging here to me

Ok... well in the top 100, watching TV whilst shagging :smacks self: It's only happened with the one partner!!!!!!! lol

Women obsessed with lighting a 101 candles to set the mood, then wondering why you live in fear of your hair and every naked inch going up in flames. Plus it's a bastard to have to extinguish them all when its done.

A guy that wants to play rough :gentle: & turns ROUGH! Huge turn OFF!

Alright someone has to say it. Women (ok or men) who just lie there and wouldn't move if the house was on fire. It's all about having fun people. Live a little.

Men who constantly compare you to their ex in bed. Go back to them if they were really that good.

Ouch.

I know someone who isn't going to be getting any for a while.

A guy that won't bathe, just ain't gettin' any ;)

Oh gross. There goes my lunch.

My pet peeves (just how graphic can a girl get on here by the way? Will play in safe until I know)

Guys who fart in bed, sloppy kissers, partners who are too scared to voice an opinion or make the first move, back scratchers, those into water sports (aka golden showers etc), those who think anything over 6 minutes is a triathalon.

I'm not into the silent types. I don't want the over inflated porno type wails but an occasional moan of contentment just to let me know I'm doing something right helps.

Finish first, then roll over and start snoring :sleep:

Oh boy, Luka is about to lose all semblance of control I think.

I think he's done a stirling job, but there might be a few of us going the right way for a smacked botty.

Ok must love you and leave you. Typical you two sign on just as I am signing out. I expect to see a plethora of threads and comments to respond to when I log back in tomorrow.

Night all. :sleep:

Nite Max. Your man should be walking in the door shortly. Stopped for pizza on the way back haha.

Pet hatred, women who expect you to go down for an eternity but don't feel obliged to return the favour. It's a team sport after all.

Or how about the ones that pull off just before you blow.

Anyone else not find getting nails dragged across your bare back erotic?

It's alright at the time but a bastard a couple of minutes later. Kind of like carpet burn

Talking dirty is a real turn off for me. I'm likely to burst out laughing rather than get all hot and bothered.