WEIRD ODD JOBS

Have any crazy jobs, besides the one you have?

work resume from 1986 and up to today:

-fishfactory
-baiting longlines
-fisherman (longlines, gilnets, small trawlers--- yep ruined back after 10 years)
-been working at a kindergarten
-assistant on a daycare centre for mentally disabeled children
-electronics assembler
-computer tech (basically hardware, but some softwareknowledge)
-computer salesman
-internet porn (creating traffic for pornsites, making galleries, etc etc etc)
-homeparties selling adult toys ^^
-co-running an online adult toystore( yeah I know it's called a webshop)
-YAY spent a year distributing newspapers. hooray for nightjobs and never seeing my kids
-stageguard, bouncer, bartender in a rock'n'roll joint...........best intimate stage in town
-hmmmmm I got somekinda symbolical payment for coaching the ladies footballteam (or soccer as the aussies will call it)

I have most likely fiddled with more for shorter periods, but closing in on alzheimer

Working for the local council - which basically means I wasn't doing anything at all
Helping a mate on a garbage truck when his dad was off sick and in danger of losing his job if anyone found out he couldn't work.
McDonalds as a kid - yeah I flip a pretty mean burger
Modelling when I was younger - craziest out of any of them. Talk about people with no sense of reality.

Been a brickie all my life. Sucked at school pretty much so it just seemed logical to follow my Dad's trade and do a bricklaying apprenticeship at 16. Was never foolish enough to actually work for him though.

Used to deliver leaflets as a kid (would walk miles every day) just to be able to buy musical stuff like strings and amps.

When I was in Australia, Dunno how I got this job, but was a light man for these topless dancers called the Aussie Blondes lolol.

well when I was a she male I did some porn shoots for money... guess that may count as wierd..