What annoys you most about the opposite sex

I have a total dislike for backhair. And long nasal hair, and ohhh men that are going bald and insist on that stupid long strip of hair that goes from one side of the head across to the other.

Keeping on that topic, underarm hair on girls. Eeeewwww.

I went camping out in the middle of nowhere for 3 weeks once and forgot to take my razor. By the end of the second week I was so distressed that I was trying to trim the underarm hairs with my teeth!

Gawd, hope no-one is eating whilst reading this post.

This icon says it all I think

When they leave pubic hair in the soap.

The incessant need to bitch about good people.

Primping and preening for hours and looking no different, or bloody worse.

Where do you want me to start!

Smelly shoes, leaving the toilet seat up, physically incapable of taking dishes to the sink, allergic to housework, unable to let go of the remote.

I could go on and go and you'd like.

Absolutely nothing. I'd like to get some tonight thanks so keeping my mouth firmly shut.

Petty jealousy, bitching, backstabbing, scheming, coniving, money grabbing, attention seeking, bleach blonde bottling, etc etc etc. Sound like anyone you know?

from my perspective as female it does form such a long list!

mainly relating to cleanliness! a clean guy gets so much more chance of a shag..

so many are smelly.. i will keep list short so as not to offend these creature too much, and get them to work on one thing at a time

They always want to talk when your ready to sleep grrrr And armpit hair lololol. Who wants to see a girl that looks as if she has Buckwheat in a headlock