Mish68
Posts : 245
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 53
Location : Tullamarine, Victoria, Australia
 |  Subject: Just wanted to share this  Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:25 am | |
| Found this while surfing the net. Wanted to share :drink:
Some of You really need this.........
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
I love you.............................Let's have sex now
I am bored..........................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Those shoes do not go with that outfit.............I'm gay | |
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Sulliedangel
Posts : 84
Join date : 2008-03-22
Age : 52
Location : Qld
| | Subject: Re: Just wanted to share this Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:26 am | |
| Was there a version for us females Mish? | |
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Mish68
Posts : 245
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 53
Location : Tullamarine, Victoria, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Just wanted to share this Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:26 am | |
| Not sure Sunny. Can go back via my web history and have a quick look lol. | |
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Mish68
Posts : 245
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 53
Location : Tullamarine, Victoria, Australia
| | Subject: Re: Just wanted to share this Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:32 am | |
| FINALLY.........there is hope after all.
DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...........On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first.....................Former slut.
New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bytch.
Voluptuous......... ................Very fat.
Large frame..........................Hugely fat.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need...............................I want
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want..................You will pay for this later
I am not upset..............Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.....Is sex all you ever think about? | |
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rockaholic
Posts : 433
Join date : 2008-03-17
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Just wanted to share this Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:19 am | |
|  Thanks for sharing those, awesome! | |
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