You wake up one morning

Subject: You wake up one morning Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:49 am

and your gender has changed.

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Subject: Re: You wake up one morning Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:56 am

I'd play with my breast. Oh come on, you knew I was gonna say it.

Subject: Re: You wake up one morning Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:55 am

I'd urinate and leave the toilet seat up obviously.

Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54

I'd shriek!!!!!!! Then I'd smile........... :winks:

Subject: Re: You wake up one morning Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:37 pm

You mean after spending a couple of hours working out how to do the bloody bra up?

Posts : 225 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Melbourne

I'd cook, clean, whinge, complain then realise how good I had it as a guy all along I think.

Subject: Re: You wake up one morning Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:22 am

Belch, fart, scratch (in that order) than wait round until the other half cooked me my breakfast and did the dishes whilst I sat back in my favourite chair in front of the tv and watched the footy.

Posts : 254 Join date : 2008-03-22 Age : 58

I'd grab the vibe stashed under the bed and give myself one god almighty orgasm.

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Posts : 414 Join date : 2008-03-17 Location : Melbourne

Probably stand in front of the mirror and preen from every angle possible. Then go out and screw half the footy team.