Worst pickup lines you have used/heard

Posts : 414 Join date : 2008-03-17 Location : Melbourne

"Tell me your dreams, am I in them"

It works for a mate believe it or not

Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Hell

My friend Clinton has the worst pick up lines I think I've ever heard, my all time favourite being

"Lie down, I think I love you"

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Just cut the bullshit, and offer a genuine compliment if you want to attract the persons attention I say. Leave the lines back in the 80's where they belong.

Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:41 am

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

or another one from the lame hall of shame ...................

I wet my pants... can I get in yours?

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Posts : 254 Join date : 2008-03-22 Age : 58

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54

oh lawd lol ... ok this one is courtesy of a drummer that is not missed in my life lol

My face is leaving in 5mins, be on it!

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Posts : 225 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Melbourne

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

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Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Does that really work Frank?

Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:56 pm

Heaven must be missing an angel because there's one here in front of me

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Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:06 am

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:20 am

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room

Posts : 12 Join date : 2008-04-02 Location : yo' mama

"Are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special."

Works every time.

Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54

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* imagines* :cheeky grin planted firmly on Dan's face!: lol I like that one, but would just about keel over if someone said it to me I think Worst pickup lines you have used/heard 789898

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Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:45 pm

Lets play Pearl Harbour, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:30 pm

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs

Nice legs, lets eat out

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Posts : 26 Join date : 2008-04-08 Age : 53

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

Posts : 84 Join date : 2008-03-22 Age : 52 Location : Qld

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?

I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw

You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?

Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri May 29, 2009 8:13 pm

Worst - Do you raise chichens?
No
Cause you sure can raise a cock.

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