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Davo
Posts : 414 Join date : 2008-03-17 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:55 pm | |
| "Tell me your dreams, am I in them"
It works for a mate believe it or not | |
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Benj
Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Hell
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:39 am | |
| My friend Clinton has the worst pick up lines I think I've ever heard, my all time favourite being "Lie down, I think I love you" Just cut the bullshit, and offer a genuine compliment if you want to attract the persons attention I say. Leave the lines back in the 80's where they belong. | |
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Admin/Luka Admin
Posts : 467 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 56 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:41 am | |
| Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! or another one from the lame hall of shame ................... I wet my pants... can I get in yours? | |
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Chaz
Posts : 254 Join date : 2008-03-22 Age : 58
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 am | |
| Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You said worst right? | |
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rockaholic
Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:20 am | |
| oh lawd lol ... ok this one is courtesy of a drummer that is not missed in my life lol My face is leaving in 5mins, be on it! | |
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Franco1
Posts : 225 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:48 am | |
| Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? | |
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Maxine
Posts : 385 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 58 Location : Miners Rest
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 pm | |
| Does that really work Frank? | |
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Mish68
Posts : 245 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 53 Location : Tullamarine, Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:56 pm | |
| Heaven must be missing an angel because there's one here in front of me | |
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Ant
Posts : 289 Join date : 2008-03-17 Location : Perth, Australia
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:06 am | |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? | |
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Sim
Posts : 137 Join date : 2008-03-19 Age : 53 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:20 am | |
| You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room | |
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psychopractor
Posts : 12 Join date : 2008-04-02 Location : yo' mama
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:19 am | |
| "Are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special."
Works every time. | |
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rockaholic
Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54
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Zeph
Posts : 60 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 56 Location : Narre Warren
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:45 pm | |
| Lets play Pearl Harbour, I lay down and you blow me to heaven | |
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Admin/Luka Admin
Posts : 467 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 56 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:30 pm | |
| I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
Nice legs, lets eat out
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? | |
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LadyLacy
Posts : 26 Join date : 2008-04-08 Age : 52
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:21 am | |
| Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes | |
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Sulliedangel
Posts : 84 Join date : 2008-03-22 Age : 52 Location : Qld
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:06 am | |
| Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me? | |
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Styles
Posts : 67 Join date : 2009-05-25 Age : 60 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri May 29, 2009 8:13 pm | |
| Worst - Do you raise chichens? No Cause you sure can raise a cock. | |
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