Mauling out of glove

Posts : 12 Join date : 2008-04-02 Location : yo' mama

Like for example, you want to join that hot Michael Jackson tribute band but the glove won't quite fit on the proper hand and you get really, really angry and take it out on the closest chimpanzee or child actor in the vicinity. Or if you've really got your act together, a shaved chimpanzee in a scout uniform.

How do you leave? I mean surely the appropriate authorities will be notified. What if you blunder your moon-walk out the back door and the chimp takes a swipe at you?

Posts : 433 Join date : 2008-03-17 Age : 54

omg where do you get this stuff!!?

I say swipe back at the chimp & steal his scout uniform for there will always be
more chimps where he came from Mauling out of glove 22642

Subject: Re: Mauling out of glove Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:51 pm

I don't know what to say lol

* rushes off to turn down Thriller *

Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Hell

Watch out Sair, I understand Bubbles just hired a lawyer to prosecute you for swipping his scout uniform lol.

I say find the other monkeys, bleach their faces within an inch of their poor chimp like lives, and get them onstage with Weird Al to perform Eat It.

Subject: Re: Mauling out of glove Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:12 pm

You know the monkeys name?

Oh the shame pmsl Mauling out of glove 75617

Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-03-18 Location : Hell

Ain't Google a bitch Mauling out of glove 367116

Posts : 414 Join date : 2008-03-17 Location : Melbourne

Isn't it bad enough there's threat of the Jackson five reforming? Now you want tribute bands with chimps? Wait, that would probably be more entertaining lol.