The Fellatio thread

What? It had to happen right?

Is this a question, a statement, what lol? Or just your mind running wild with boredom and your unquenchable thirst for more icons

All of the above mate lol.

As a guy, is it better than intercourse itself?

For the ladies, is it something you do because you want to or because you feel obliged.

No biggy. If I want him to go down there, I have to return the favour.

So you wouldn't do it if you could get out of it then Sim?

No. I don't particularly like it at all, but as I said, if I want some action myself lol

Sorry, but there's nothing worse than a woman going down there with a look of total disdain on her face, and you knowing full well shes hating every single minute. Don't bother. Move onto something else.

Well there's nothing erotic about gagging either thanks

ok next lol

Wasn't having a dig Sim. Just think if someone doesn't enjoy it then don't do it. Plenty of other ways to please your partner.

Yeah there is nothing erotic or sexy about a chick who is looking like she is so grossed out by the thought she's gonna barf. Let's face it, if you aren't enjoying the experience and into it, you are probably boring the poor guy to the point of death anyway.

Exactly. Find something else that you both enjoy is all I'm saying.

Never going to replace actual intercourse but man, find someone who does it right and hold on tight for the ride of your life.

Still prefer to go via intercourse (it is a team sport after all is it not?) but yeah I'll put my head on the chopping block with all the women here and say that nothing (and I do mean nothing lol) comes close to well orchestrated blowjob lol

I'm with Sim here. Could live quite happily without having to go down there and get lockjaw, a sore neck, and a mouthful of hair that has to be flossed out before you can swallow normally again.

But see that's what I don't get. As I said on Sim's thread, I love going down there on a chick and it surprises me that women aren't as keen. You talk about a sore jaw, mate you ain't lived until your tongue starts cramping so badly it takes on a twitch all of its own.

Different strokes for different folks. Never said I wouldn't, just said I don't enjoy it.

Ok, personal question here, which you don't have to answer for the record. Just total dislike or a bad experience that's turned you off?

Just don't enjoy it is all. I'm one of these people that feels the need to gag even before I start. And why on earth am I saying this on a public forum pmsl.

Because we both got suckered by the master lol. Nope, same for me. Just don't enjoy it. I'll go there to no worries but not for as long or as often as poor Joe would like lol. Perhaps I'll get him one of those toys that wrap round and do the sucking motion instead lol.

Feel a new thread coming on lol.

Go on Max, dare you

Gees the pressure is on lol. Got to find a crown icon before Benj logs on to comment pmsl. Ok, one slapping coming my way.

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What are friends for after all lol

You took away the slapping icon?

Still there Max

But look what I found pmsl

Damn, where did it go aaarrgghh