So I got sucker punched last night...

...right in the face. Just walking back from a gig and some guy king-hits me. I think he was expecting me to drop like a drunk sack of shit - he was a little surprised when I gave him a look like the Terminator after being scolded with a feather-duster. When I enquired the reason for this behaviour ("what the F*** did you do that for F***?" - not my most articulate moment) he replied "because you're white". I was contemplating retaliating however I reflected on how I have days that I secretly pray for the death of all mankind; if punching a stranger in the face is what this guy needs to get through his day, he has it pretty good. Lucky for him, he caught me in a good mood. On the downside, considering he had a free hit it was a pretty shit punch. It hasn't even left a bruise worthy of a sympathy blowjob. What a pussy.

HOLY SHIT! So what happened after he told you why he punched you?

God fucking damn there's some wastes of air in the world!

:hugs Dan: I'm glad your ok sweetie

Damn, sounds like the streets of Melbourne. You don't dare venture into the city after 6 unless you are in a a large group, and that isn't always safe either.