We've done the pickup lines ............

Q - Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

A - It took two hours to get the drummer out

Q: What is the first sign you're Halluncinating?

A: Two electric guitar players are playing in tune.



Q: What do you call in "in-tune electric guitar"?

A: An oxymoron.



Q: What do you call a "Clean Shot"?

A: When you can throw an electric guitar into the toilet without hitting the seat

Q - What's the definition of a bass player?

A - Halfway between a drummer and a musician.


You want to admit defeat yet woman?

Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower and an Electric Guitar?

A: You can tune a lawnmower

Truce already lol. Aren't we supposed to be picking on the drummers?

ok ok no more bass bashing lol

Q: If you were lost in the forest, who would you trust for directions?
1. Santa Claus,
2. An in-tune Heavy Metal player,
3. An out-of-tune Heavy Metal Player.

A: 3.

Choice 1 and 2 indicate that you're hallucinating.




Quitters lol

Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?

A - The Duracell battery has a good life

Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb ?

A: He holds it and the world revolves around him

How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
Shoot one

Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?

A - Even a virus has some pride

Four drummers in a van went over a cliff and died. What was the real tragedy?

You can fit eight drummers in a van

We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor

What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

Q: What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
A: Mildly retarded


Q: What do you call 10 drummers sitting in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

there is a bar with a bunch of drummers in it and they are all yelling "51 days, 51 days!" and more and more keep coming in, they are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days! 51 days!" the bartender has a puzzled look on his face as more and more come into the bar and order more and more drinks and chant and chant. finally, the bartender asks one of the drummers why they are all celebrating and chanting"51 days! 51 days!" the drummer answers with, "well, we all just finished a puzzle in 51 days and the box said 2 to 4 years!"