Sexual Fantasies A - Z

T

Tar & Feathered :twisted: lol

U for us 3 :twisted:

V

Very slim ;) :P

Very bloody slim. Sorry Dave you ain't my type mate lol.

:do not judge me by this next one, just going with the set theme :P but...:

W

Water sports :blushes:

I get left with X?

Xtra circular activities.

You got a theme going there I see Sarah.

Not Alone I Don't!! :lol!:


Ok... Y

:rubs head with lack of imagination, realised I look a bit like a genie :P :

Yelling at the top of your lungs in a populated area whilst.... Well you fill in the blank space ;)

I'm not touching the Z one. Got a nasty vision of an assortment of animals running round in my head.

PMSL! Ok perhaps we should start again?

A

Able bodied extortionist with tonguilingist skills lol

Bountiful breasts busting at the seams

I'm glad the evil avatar is gone Dave :twisted: Much better! :P

lol@bountiful breasts

C

Cold slab or Hot Sand?

You can't have a 'D' with the mentioning of Deep Throat surely?

Erruption of monumental proportions

Fruit.

Wait, cucumbers are a vegetable

G

Gorgeous long legs wrapped around me

Hugely hung

In

J

Just touching, teasing, tantalising

Kinky handcuffs

Alright I confess I just wanted to use the icon.

L

Lovely lady lickin lightly

My place NOW

Nightly

O for orgasm obviously

P = pubic hair, preferably not stuck between my teeth

A

Adam's Apple - Always be sure to check if your willing victim of choice has one. I once picked up this stunning trannie from a bar only to realise that when we got back to my place it turned out to be a woman. As you can imagine there was quite a bit of embarrassment/humiliation for all parties concerned. Also look at the hands.