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Maxine

Maxine


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PostSubject: Re: Sexual Fantasies A - Z   Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 Icon_minitimeFri Apr 04, 2008 4:57 am

oh dear, I know I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help myself Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 367116

Curiousity is killing me Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 917897 . How far did things get before you ah um discovered the extra attachement Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 717921

Then again, they probably had bigger tits than me so why don't I just crawl back over yonder and Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 515646 Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 917897
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rockaholic

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PostSubject: Re: Sexual Fantasies A - Z   Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 Icon_minitimeFri Apr 04, 2008 7:31 am

:whispers in Max's ear: Hun I don't think you read Dan's last post properly Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 22642

Ok which letter were we up to? Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 22642


B= broke back mountain... oops sorry wrong thread

bareback riding!! :grins stupidly:
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PostSubject: Re: Sexual Fantasies A - Z   Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSat Apr 05, 2008 6:13 am

B

is for Butt Sex (surprise)

Bored of vaginal penetration? Oral sex got you down? Or perhaps you just like to think of your loved one as a warm, fleshy bowling bowl? Now's time to kill two birds with one stone as you try something a little different and also dispel myths that you aren't 'spontaneous'. The butt sex part is pretty self explanatory, however the 'surprise' part leaves a few perplexed. I would recommend maybe some tealight candles and some appropriate music like Michael Bolton or Kenny G. They might cotton on if you use Led Zeppelin since they have albums names like 'Going in Through the Out Door' and lyrics like 'I want to be your backdoor man'. At the critical moment I suggest pointing out the window and yelling "Look! It's Leonando DeCaprio/George Clooney/the yellow Wiggle!"
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rockaholic

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Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 367116 omg can't breath Sexual Fantasies A - Z - Page 3 367116
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