Talk dirty to me

Because I am too tired to make up my own thread and I have Luka breathing down my neck to do so ( ), just following on from a thread he posted about noise in the bedroom.

Let's forget the porno stuff. Normal people, normal situations. Who enjoys a bit of dirty talk to get things going?

I can't do the phone sex/cyber sex stuff to save myself. Always feel like a complete wanker (what else is new!) but I have a bad habit of speaking my mind in the bedroom.

Ok so we all know I've got a bit of rep as a flirt but a woman talking dirty just doesn't do it for me. Apart from if she's screaming my name or yelling harder lol

Give me noise but please spare the straight from the porno dialogue.

Yet to meet a woman that likes it. I think if things are really mind blowing you just tend to naturally say something on the spur of the moment and that's hot. Anything rehearsed or forced or said just for the sake of it when the mood isn't right has the entire opposite effect.

I'm with Luka. Phone sex does absolutely nothing for me, and I'm more likely to burst into hysterical laughter if someone starts talking dirty to me in bed rather than get turned on.

Yeah but you're not the deathly silent type either

Haha ..................... sprung

pmsl

Didn't I make a rule once about never logging on when I was the only female?

too late

slaps Dave and Chaz

Never claimed to be the 'silent' type, but you won't find me quoting a porno monolgue either.

A light smattering of 'harder, faster, and OMG's' have been known to escape from my lips at random moments though!

And on that note I'm crawling back into bed to dream of naked pool boys

Night guys ... if I can get some serious packing done tomorrow I'll log back in tomorrow to put up some new threads.

Night hun. Catch ya tomorrow

Catch you tomorrow guys. Should see if we can drag everyone back to the chat room if you're game.

Night Benj

How can I take this topic seriously when I have visions of naked guys cleaning your pool Benj? Do we need to submit a resume or have you already got someone picked out for the job opening pmsl?

I'm frantically typing a resume as we speak. Wonder if free suntan lotion applicaton comes with the position.

I've got a pool ................. I have experience pmsl

Ok, Benj's naked pool boys aside...for the moment

I guess I am kinda oin the middle of this - I really can't stand the 'forced' sounds that sound like a really pre-formatted dialogue. If it sounds fake in the heat of the moment, it will have the effect of a bucket of cold water.

However, I do love it when my patner is enjoying himself/herself enough that he/she is making sound without being conscious of it. Whether is be words or completely unintelligible sounds, it all adds to the enjoyment. Then there is always the chuckle that comes afterwards when you sit there and say 'Do you remember saying this?" - nothing like a good laugh after great sex. Just so long as it's not during it. Don't even get me started on FannyFarts lol

As long as it doesn't sound contrived and I don't have to stop halfway through to check their pulse and make sure they are still breathing, it's all good


Nic

Nothing worse than the deadly sound of silence. If I can hear myself breathe one or both of us are doing something wrong and it's time to take it up a notch.

Well after last nights episode I think we can safely say that I suck at phone sex pmsl

Why do I find this hard to believe lol. Not that I know personally may I point out

Without going into details and embarassing us both, you do NOT suck at phone sex babe. You suck at something else, and do so better than anyone else I've ever met, but you don't suck at phone sex.

Yeah yeah, I'll slap myself to save you the trouble lol

Aren't you glad you logged in now Benj lmao.

Anyone we know pmsl?