Talk dirty to me

Let me diagnose the problem fo you and tell me how close I get:-

You were either a) tired b) drunk c) not into the guy in question d) never slept with him before (in which case it's not who we think it is!) or e) a combination of any of the above!

I know it's wrong, but I love seeing Benj squirm so early in the morning.

I'm tired, I'm hungover, I've had no sleep whatsoever and my mother is due here in less than 2 hours. I am a woman on the edge dammit! Do not mess with me today!!

And you just answered and solved your problem pmsl. Take 2 asprin and call me in the morning. My bill is in the mail.

Am I the only one who doesn't get off on phone or cyber sex? I find it one big yawn. Had chicks rip it all off out of the blue on cam before and after I've had one hell of a perve I'm over it.

Sorry but if she's taking it off, I'm looking. Sounds crass but hey a free show is a free show. If I don't know the person and aren't into the person though I have no desire to get hot and heavy with them either on cam or on the phone.

Tend to agree. Only interested if I dig the person and either have already slept with them or want to. Otherwise I really couldn't give a rats.

Hey Benj ................... phone me pmsl

You've got a hand ... use it

To dial your number?

Phark off Luka lol. I'm already on my 4th cup of coffee and teetering ever so close to the edge.

Shoot me but I have to ask. Not into cyber/phone sex full stop or just last nights episode.

Haha

For the record, I typed my initial post in haste, only to discover that you can't delete your postings if they have been replied to. Otherwise, suffice to say, I would have wiped off my comment the minute I slapped sense into myself and re-read it.

No ... I was tired, and drunk, and worried out of my mind about a friends daughter who may be quite ill, and I simply shouldn't have chosen that particular moment to indulge in that particular activity. But sue me ... he's hot lol

(quickly types post so she can't delete that one either pmsl)

Bastard lol

Ok guys, I'm taking myself offline before my overly tired brain gets me in any more trouble this morning. I've got some serious apologising to do the moment my brain gets unfuddled.

Apologise for what lmao? Just go and jump the man in person (you may want to show him what you really suck at ) or if he's worth it repeat the attempt when you ain't laughing hysterically cause your pissed (which knowing you you were lol) or so damn tired that you can't get a word out.










Want someone to practice on?

Wait your turn Dave

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Davo wrote:

Without going into details and embarassing us both, you do NOT suck at phone sex babe. You suck at something else, and do so better than anyone else I've ever met, but you don't suck at phone sex.

Yeah yeah, I'll slap myself to save you the trouble lol

Yep it's been about 6 months. About time for Dave to embarass Benj by reminding every tom dick and harry who reads these boards how mind blowing her oral technique is

Chaz wrote:

Yeah but you're not the deathly silent type either

I have a very long memory and having shared a house with Benj and Dave I can say without a shadow of a doubt that they are MOST DEFINATELY NOT THE SHY, QUIET, SILENT AND RETIRING TYPES IN THE BEDROOM. Or the kitchen or the patio or ................... ok you get the message

But Benj you are however a giggling, unable to construct a sentence, nervous to the point of panic drunk, so if you'd been hitting the scotch I'm not surprised you failed miserably lol. Then again prudish you are not ...... picky about who you are unprudish with definately Not surprised the whole phone/cyber thing isn't your style. You're more a 'hands on' sort of chick lmao

And as for Benj's oral technique; All hail the master, or in this case mistress

Did I miss the memo saying it was National pick on Benj day

The only time Benj is ever 'quiet' is when she really likes someone, so if she (by her own accounts) failed miserably, she obviously is super keen on the bloke on the other end of the phone.

Max hun, I love you right about now

To the boys ...


BITE ME

You just wait until I see you all on Monday!

Ahem.......a pissed off metal head bass wielding chick who is trying to get packed and relocate n stuff at the moment...............I am so glad it's u boys and not me

I'd start grovelling for forgiveness now lol

But Nicki the reason we all love her so much is BECAUSE she bites!!

If Benj is biting, I'm making sure I'm first in line.

I've heard the stories ..............