Talk dirty to me

Yeah what can we say. Dave likes to brag about Benj's abilities lol.

Ok Luka, grab some chairs and I'll join the queue too, although I don't like our chances of getting lucky. She's notoriously picky and I don't have the long hair and tatts to tickle her fancy

Firstly, seeing as everyone else is picking on her .....................

Benj hun, if you have a talent go ahead and brag about it hun. I've already made my thoughts re oral sex quite clear (otherwise I would be begging for suggestions from the master) but hunnie whatever you do has put you into legendary status so flaunt it Then again, thanks to a couple of your exs with loose lips (yes Dave, i am looking at you in particular), I think most of us that know you in person are very aware that you are quite legendary at any intimate act you attempt rofl. Damn woman. You need to write a book or something

Re the topic itself (yes I note there was one way way back a couple of pages ago before poor Benj started getting picked on), personally I don't see the attraction for either phone sex of camming. Maybe if I was involved in a long distance relationship I'd go there, but honestly I would find myself horribly tongue tied and feeling like an absolute moron if I was speaking into a phone or headset. And I don't think I could watch someone get frisky on cam and sure as shit wouldn't be offering to return the favour (although as I said I may change my mind if I was already in a relationship with them).

And don't give me the whole 'pussy, fark me harder, I wanna do this to you' spiel in the bedroom either. Just shut up and do it. Spare me the commentary.

I'm not crazy enough to get involved in the picking on Benj, besides I want an invite up to NSW to swim in the pool

But I can't get off on talking dirty. Don't care who you are it always sounds fake and put on and if a woman is doing that I'm going to deflate faster than a balloon with a pin stuck in it.

Can I just say that the reason we pick on Benj is because she takes it in her stride and gives as good as she gets. Love ya hun And I agree with Sim. If you are that good at something, get a tshirt made up announcing the fact lol. And when it comes to oral sex and sex in general you know that you are

This is the part where the lady in question reminds us all that bass players have the best sense of rhythm What about us ?

But back to the topic at hand; phone sex or talking dirty in bed ain't my style, neither do I find a woman doing it erotic at all. I don't want to hear a bunch of dirty talk. I want to hear moans, and groans, and muffled sighs that happen simply because of what's going on at the precise moment. Not some dialogue that's she's been rehearsing or using just in an effort to get me hard.

From a personal perspective, I'd advise women to refrain from the porno type "fuck me hard in my pussy" type comments and simply feel at ease enough with their partner to let themself go and enjoy the moment. That way anything vocal (whether it be actual words or simply groans) just happens naturally and excites the shit out of both of you.